fuk·age, v. (pronounced FUK-ag - sometimes pronounced FOO-cag in the presence of women, small children, the clergy and demented circus monkeys).

1. Efforts on the part of persons, places or things that impede your ability to complete any task;
2. Wonton or willful interference with malicious intent or plain stupidity;
3. Heavy traffic;
4. Incredibly stupid people who believe, falsely, that they are contributing members of society when, in fact, they are idiots who should be stoned to death by one-armed teenagers in a public place.
5. Air travel

Also see Fuckagio - multiple events of Fuckage strung together to achieve maximum effect.

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